[OFFICIAL] THE QUIZ MAN!!!!!!

guys as some of u know, imma start a godly quiz thread with money as prizes
All forum rules apply: https://gifties.darkbb.com/forum-discussion-f13/rules-and-regulations-t37.htm
extra: There will be a suspension list that i will be making, if u get on my nerves, ur off the quiz section for awhile

Don't abuse the answering code
Answering code: 1 ANSWER PER PERSON PER POST
If i say you did something wrong and u disagree, u will lose points according to me

1 point = 25 cents

I will give you the money most likely at the end of the week or middle of a month

Questions will go on weekly, a list of questions

All answers must go on 1 at a time so if i post a list, u must answer 1 list question at a time
AND yes... NO DOUBLE POSTING or triple posting in my case

First answer wins
Some questions will have 2nd or even 3rd place prizes
Don't worry i will keep track of ur points
Don't deny it or suspension may occur

There will be a ranking list, the higher u rank, the more PRIVATE questions u will get that only u can answer
Ranking made so far
Everyone starts as newcomer

Active User: Leon, Jubox
Answerer: David
The Knowing:
VIP:
Teo:
Yaning:
The One:
Adindi:
The Quiz Contributer:
The Quiz Helper:
The Quiz Administrator:
The Quizzer:
MeekCow's Helper:
Cow Admin:
Ranking ways will not be announced, ill decide when ppl rank
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U MUST ANSWER IN THIS FORM

1. The Question (copy and paste it)
2. The answer
3. The number of points or amount of money it rewards
4. Ur name (optional)

you will have 2 oranges

The bank vault had no gold coins in it, or the gold wasn't in coins.

The surgeon is female and the mother of the son.

the first question is wrong and bobby, only 1 answer every post, so u must wait until someone else gets a try and second one is right
ill let u off with a warning :3
bobby = 15 cents
luxiang = 25 cents

the bank had 2 coins
the robber took a coin and left a coin...not coins

YAY meek gimme

lol...
question 2: you have 2 oranges...

question 3: the surgeon was a female and the son her son...

YAY meek gimme more questions!

@david
#1 ppl already answered them
#2 dont double post haha
#3 1 answer per post

Re: FIRST QUESTIONs:
A person breaks into the bank vault to steal gold
he does not take coins but does not leave coins
HOW IS THIS possible
1. the bank had coins
2. No he did not switch banks (2 points)
If there are three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have? (1 point)
A man and his son were in a car accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The surgeon said “I can't operate, for that's my son!”
How is this possible?(0.6 points figure out how many cents >.>)
(CLOSED)

2nd LISTing :
THE CHUCK NORRIS:
*Chuck Norris counted to _______ _______ (10 cents) YOU CAN ANSWER 2 per post, NO DOUBLE POSTING //ANSWERED :3//
*When the Boogeyman goes to _____ every night he checks his closet for ______ Norris (15 cents)//ANSWERED :3//
*Chuck _____ has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of _____ there (5 cents)//ANSWERED :3//
*The Great _____ of ______ was originally created to keep _______ _______ out. It failed misserably (10 cents) //ANSWERED :3//
*Chuck Norris is what ______ was talking about (20 cents) //ANSWERED :3//
*If Chuck Norris is _____, time better slow the ____(swear) down (10 cents)//ANSWERED :3//
*Chuck Norris can touch _____ _______. (15 cents) //ANSWERED :3//
*Chuck Norris only _______(wat luxiang does) to pictures of Chuck Norris. (5 cents)//ANSWERED :3//

Normal: You cannot do a chuck norris questiong then answer these
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?(2 points for the main answer) //ANSWERED :3//(1 point for an alternative answer)
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat? (1 point for main) (5 cents for alternative)
When do giraffes have 8 feet? (1 point)//ANSWERED :3//
How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?(1 point)//ANSWERED :3//
What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter? (30 cents)//ANSWERED :3//
It happens once in a minute, twice in a week, and once in a year. What is it? (1 point)//ANSWERED :3//

hahahahahaha

Chuck Norris is what ______ was talking about
the answer is am..uh...ah...um...WILLIS!

NEXT

when the boogeyman goes to SLEEP he checks...blah blah blah for CHUCK norris

Chuck Norris counted to ____ ______
-infinity twice-

:D

good job guys, Joodie, can u spread word of my quiz thread?
u must gimme credit for this, my posts are so long >:3

one egg and then the basket isnt empty

yay

the answer is the letter E

What is a difference between a new penny and an old quarter? 24 cents. o_o

lol nice leon dint really think anyone would get that
30 cents gratz

the great wall of china was created to keep CHUCK NORRIS out. It failed like David.

Chuck Norris can touch MC HAMMER

Finally after half an hour of thinking...
What can travel around the world in one corner? A stamp (in the corner of a letter)

doofuszone wrote:good job guys, Joodie, can u spread word of my quiz thread?
u must gimme credit for this, my posts are so long >:3

An extra 150 cookies were added to your account... o_O Go nuts...

Still not sure wut cookies duz but THANX JUBOX :3 tytyty,

Nice leon dint think ppl will get that

New questions will be added ASAP

David, Leon Owns you he answers harder questions

Reread first POST!!!!
Ranks HAVE BEEN UPDATED

@David Private Question: Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can\'t reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan? (Main Answer 3 points) (side answer 30 cents) *// must be answered b4 December 4th 12:00AM//ANSWERED :3//

@Leon Private Question:Why can\'t Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA? (65 cents) *// must be answered b4 December 3rd 10:00PM
//CLOSED// Unanswered!

ATTENTION: NEW QUESTIONS WILL NOT BE POSTED TIL SET 2 IS ANSWERED OR like ALL BUT 1

my private question:

i alredy knew this one XD
they stand on the dir they made during the "digging"

the giraffe 8 legs thingy

i thought hard about this and there are 2 ways

one is that they dont...(this one is a guess because you said its something stupid)
another is when they are mutated...(another guess)

ur private question = correct :3 and the giraffe = fail

REMEBER TO CHECK PAGE ONE
CUZ FORUM QUIZZES WONT BE UPDATED TO SET THREE TIL MOST OR ALL OF SET 2 IS ANSWERED

David, ur ranking faster than i expected..

5 More unanswered, knock urself out >;3

*Chuck _____ has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of _____ there (5 cents)//ANSWERED :3//
*If Chuck Norris is _____, time better slow the ____(swear) down (10 cents)//ANSWERED :3//
*Chuck Norris only _______(wat luxiang does) to pictures of Chuck Norris. (5 cents)//ANSWERED :3//
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat? (1 point for main) (5 cents for alternative)
When do giraffes have 8 feet? (1 point)//ANSWERED :3//

THERE IS A NEW ANSWERING RULE, CHECK POST 1

*If Chuck Norris is _____, time better slow the ____(swear) down (10 cents)

ANSWER: If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f**k down...

Joodie o_O

(Swears are censored mecow, so I can't type them, by the way)

okie dokie
juudie great job
and answer moar than 1 chuck, ur allowed

When do giraffes have 8 feet? (1 point) =25 cents
Answer: when there's two of them.

o_O Joodie...

Lawls, a wonderful classic xD

niiiice *high five*